Flirt

You proposition the enormous bear. Her eyes narrow slightly, and as she sets down her tankard-polishing rag, you see a wedding band on her finger. Oops!

She stands upright, her ears folding against the timber ceiling, and bares her teeth. Yikes, that's one big lady! You barely have time to register what she's doing before she claps your head between her dinnerplate-sized paws. The last thing you see is the glint of her wedding ring before it all goes black. You die!